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The internet meme, "Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat," is a worthy one. I fully support viewing almost every video of Fatso out there. One of my favorites, it's Chinatown, features Fatso's distaste for domestic violence and incest via his subtle eye-scrunching and lip-licking.
Keyboard Cat is perfect for the pathos of our existence, and his tune helps us laugh at our ongoing tragedy. Thank you, internets!
"I'll take two."
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